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New Design! As luck would have it, Wally's trip to Disneyland falls on the same day as The Apocalypse

Wally gets fast-track approval from the FDA for a new drug for people who worry too much about politics

Wally is diagnosed with a clinical case of caffeine dependency, thus enabling him to park in the handicapped spaces at Starbucks

Self-conscious about the size of his tiny SUV, Wally buys the new "SUV enlarger" fuel additive

"I AM YOUR TEACHER AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS ALL GOING TO GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD." mug

"The Food Police" bowl

"The Militant Vegetarian" bowl

"DON'T LOOK AT ME, I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM." mug

Wally goes to a party and realizes that he is the only one who is not on anti-depressants and it makes him sad

Wally outsources the tech support department with the cheapest labor source available: the lost souls of Hell

As curator for the George W. Bush presidential library, Wally learns that G.W. has read only one book in the past four years: "Nation Building for Dummies"

"THROW THAT STUFF AWAY, IT'S VERY BAD FOR YOU." mug

New Design! "This is where I keep... my really sick, really private stuff... don't you dare look inside!!!" cover box

"Start your day with something WONDERFUL..." bowl

Wally wanders into Jackson Pollock's studio

Wally finds a way to secure increased funding for NASA

Wally's new mantra is: "Friends don't let friends eat partially hydrogenated fats"

"Now it is time to tell you.... There was LSD in the dip."

"ORANGE ALERT!" mug

Wally convinces Jesus Christ to come back one more time and raise The Dead

Caught up in the latest wave of corporate downsizing, Wally trades his power tie for a mai tai

Wally gets and N.I.H. grant to turn the Oscar Mayer weenie mobile into "The Safe Sexmobile"

"Jesus is coming and he's bringing the bean dip" bowl

"Mars needs guacamole" bowl

"Why I like babies" mug

"Cool People Club" mug

Wally buys the 'Lost in Space' robot on eBay only to have it nag him about how much time he spends shopping online

Wally unwittingly hires a Marquis de Sade personal trainer

Wally realizes that Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ

Harry Potter tells Wally about his brief stint in the American educational system

"I SCREAM" bowl

"IT'S DECAFFEINATED!!!" mug

"Why I like cats" mug

Wally becomes a vegetarian simply because he likes being asked stupid questions

A 'Random Acts of Kindness' seminar inspires Wally to beat up a masochist

Wally is sent to Catholic school... he sees a girl with patent leather shoes

"Lonely Man Soup" bowl

"Single Woman Salad" bowl

"The Caffeine Curve" mug

"HEY EVERYBODY! I PASSED MY DRUG TEST!!!" mug

"IT'S NOT JUST POTTERY, IT'S A MISSION FROM GOD." mug

Wally tries the new George W. Bush drinking game

Wally moves to Canada for the cheap drugs, low murder rate and rational foreign policy, but he is driven mad by the cold weather and hockey

Senator Wally (R) creates the omnibus morality amendment: no flag burning, gay marriage or just about anything else God and country don't want you to do

Wally slips into a coma and wakes up three years later, only to discover that two-thirds of the Supreme Court are members of the PTL Club